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This fabulous piece was written by Sophie Darling!

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When you arrive at my incall i will offer you a shower, please take it. Travelling to get here will render you unfresh. Of course i will be immaculate tasting and impeccably presented for you also.

Remember the cleaner you are the closer i get!

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